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Chuck Demotivational Poster


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "Damn Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an asshole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.41/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


RICHARD SHARPE -


TAGS: england s chuck norris
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Arthur Wellesley

agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
then
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion


CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jdog97

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


BEAR GRYLLS - The only person who is more badass is MAYBE Chuck Norris.


TAGS: bear grylls tv man versus wild man wild chuck norris
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Kevin

TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:35 am
biggest problem i have with bear is that he teaches and therefore encourages people to take drastic steps when they should really just wait for help. Too much focus on travel not enough on survival
moooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:28 am
Oh don't get me wrong. I'm watching the special with Will Ferrel right now. But when i put The things I've learned to practical use I ignore everything I have learned from Bear.
Arrogant Knight - June 22, 2009, 2:24 am
Mooo, you're right...But really, all that aside, it is still a pretty enjoyable show to watch.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:08 am
Also, Bear only started talking about his support crew after he got caught. In the first few seasons he never mentions them. Then suddenly, a disclaimer.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
following his advice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
You have that backwards. Les films himself, the crew is always at least a kilometer away. And only there for safety/insurance reasons. look it up. "Teddy Bear Grylls" is a total fake. leading survivalists call his show "dangerous" and recommend against
Winston Price - June 22, 2009, 1:30 am
Guys, guys. Bear Grylls TELLS you he has a support crew, and they only help him in EXTREMELY bad conditions. Survivorman had a camera man become angry, so the man filmed survivor man checking in at a hotel with all his gear on. Survivor man is a REAL fake
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:45 pm
Moooo is right bear is a proven and admitted fake with a 4 man support crew not just the cameraman. It is fun to watch but lacks the reality of survivorman.
Cheeseman - April 19, 2009, 4:34 am
Malcolm Douglas, the bare foot bushmen, is a show from australia. he is the ultimate survivor. he runs around australia wearin nothin on his feet and living off everything the aboriginals taught him growing up. own he does.
HGCaboose - March 20, 2009, 11:01 pm
First of all, Canada sucks, and 2nd, even though all the shit he does is fake, its still fun to watch. Survivor Man #1
moooo - February 28, 2009, 2:58 am
if you watch the show carefully you can spot the bullshit. Les Stroud on survivorman is a way better survivalist. but in all honesty Ray Mears knows more than both of the put together x2. And my bias would be fot Les the Canadian. (Canada Rules Fuckers)
mooooo - February 28, 2009, 2:52 am
the show has already admitted to faking a lot of the survival situations thats why they have disclaimers now. also he admits to sleeping at resorts when the show claimed he was out in the wild for a week. I only watch now to see him get hurt.survivorman#1
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 2:04 pm
He's no fake, this guy is great to watch.
Fredric T - December 15, 2008, 3:17 pm
He was a Combat Survival Instructor and Medic with 21 SAS until 1997
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 2:46 pm
This guy claims to have been in the SAS but so have a lot of people. What is fact is he was caught staying in hotels when we was supposed to be 'roughing it'. To 'bitches' - SEALs are bad ass, they also bitch and moan more than any other SOF. Plus, they
Tanto - October 5, 2008, 1:06 am
Bear kicks ass. yes his camera man follows him but doest ever help him unless his life is in absolute peril. survivorman sucks he stays in one place and then gives up bear looks for trouble and has to find his way to help. and also his point his to help
Razor Eddie - September 25, 2008, 2:53 pm
Just a thought, because I'm not really sure, but wasn't Bear in the SAS? And why would he join the Navy, isn't he English? Your argument makes no sense. YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY!
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:31 pm
SEALS, do the shit he pretends to do when they are bored,,,,,,,,,bitches man, they suck dick too much
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:30 pm
bullshit, his camera guy can follow him everywhere he goes, the guy from survivorman is better, fucking fake British bastard child motherfucking cuntsicle dicksucking lying mothwer fucker, and nooooooooooooooooooooooooo im not done, join the fucking navy
keiren - August 20, 2008, 4:09 am
Ex-Fucking-actly.


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




LITTLE CHUCK NORRIS -


TAGS: chuck norris kid
Rating: 3.81/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:13 pm
Ok.... so now we know the tactic of a certain user.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm

I recall not approving it as well.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm
I recall not approving this.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:10 pm

nope, but that would explain the confusion
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 6:07 pm
Hmmm- I tried posting it last week and it never took. I wondered where it went! I guess I wasn't logged in. Do you recall what name I posted it under?
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:04 pm

that said, I know I saw this submitted earlier, did you submit this under another name?
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
forseti,I only post my own creations.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:12 pm
Yo ghostwalker. I like it. But if I get rerun right, you aren't the real creator. So try to make some posters of your own to earn your own credits!
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:30 pm
"one time Chuck norris sucked a dick (insert pic of chuck with a face full of baby gravy) ... silly dick."
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:28 pm
Didn't make me laugh. Let the Chuck Norris thing die already! It's outdated even for an internet fad. You could take this line and replace the words Truck driver and honked with almost anything, its a generic joke. One time Chuck fell in a ditch...silly
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:19 pm

Interesting. I rejected this exact same poster last week. Submitted by a different user....interesting
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 5:36 pm

how did a chuck norris make it in? oh...i see...its funny.....n1
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
All i can say is FUKC CHUCK, but this made me actually laugh. 5L MGW.


THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required


TAGS: chuck norris obama
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by motinet

Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:31 am
Yeah, it is his job.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
Thank you good sir....I didn't know you cared.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:11 pm

Glenlivet for you my friend, only the good stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:06 pm
I'm sick of Manishevitz, Can I have some scotch?
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:04 pm

you could always get drinks here...it was in the introduction package I gave you at the door.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm
Quit hanging out in the kitchen!
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm
What? I can get drinks here and I'm just learning this NOW?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:58 pm
It's not the garden of eden here, but it's also not tiananmen square.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:57 pm
Look at it this way, omnibus... Do you think you'll get better service if you keep insulting the bartenders and the bar owner?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:52 pm
As penance you can buy us all an imaginary shot or some quality fictional Chronic.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
It's happened before... the only thing you need to understand is that this site is no more and no less fair than life itself. Difference here is only that we come here to enjoy ourselves. Not to complain, or hear complaints. Moooooo speaks the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:34 pm
If you cease and desist with the negativity now, all of your sins can be forgiven....It's happened before. Just let it go man.
omnia - December 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
for i feel this way i will always be misunderstood/misinterpentated here
omnia - December 19, 2009, 7:29 pm
is it possible to delete your account? for i think i need to burn my ass down and rise from the ashes to start from a new leaf. with a proper introduction and explanation and questios from my side.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 7:22 pm

perky tomato on a sammich....I am in.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:21 pm
How about a nice MLT sandwich, rerun? Where the mutton is nice an lean, and the tomato is ripe... they're so perky.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 7:18 pm

QUOTE: "Soooo.... you want this place to be more fair? A utpoian site where the needs of omnia outweighs the laughter of the rest?" If we are going there I want to have my needs considered 1st.....um, any suggestions?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not verbatim, but definitely the same concept.
GreyScorpion - December 19, 2009, 7:11 pm
Didn't Spock say that in Star Trek the Wrath Of Khan?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:02 pm
Soooo.... you want this place to be more fair? A utpoian site where the needs of omnia outweighs the laughter of the rest?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:00 pm
You should just let it go Omnia, You're only making yourself look like a whiner. Don't take things so personally.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:56 pm

wish I could get as lucky on the lottery as on this bet, omnia won't make it past X-Mas
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm
for good posters i would make one with the question for thm, but it would be deleted or people would get angry at me)so i interpetate it as that you automaticly must be a great poster maker and since i am not that i quit making them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 6:51 pm
*sigh*
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:51 pm
i just get realy realy pissed when i see the rules being bend. evn more when they are being bend multiple times for the same group of persons. and i stopped making posters myself for no one found them funy. and since there is no topic with tips/tricks/
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:49 pm
i have noting against the establisment here. i just state my opinion. and i'm the bigest rule nazi to ever be found here on motifake. and moo+ i do have a sense of humor. did i not say i found th poster good/funny?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:45 pm
Omnia... one more anti-establishment comment here, and you are done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 6:44 pm
do you have a sense of humor at all Omnia? Or do you just come here to criticize and make backhanded apologies?
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
unlike you moo+ i feel/have no fear for mister motifake. and since he broke the rules: 1 lion. still: funny/good poster, but rules are RULES!!! i never tolerate not punishing someone for as a special treatment
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:23 am
seriosly? ive been checking out this one for a couple days.and all i have to say is ...........IT KICKS A$$!
Jingoro - December 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
*shrug* Politics aside, it made me chuckle. Barack is a master of that subtle “What is THIS crap!?” facial expression.
motifake - December 17, 2009, 11:04 am

Aaaaaaw come on now... im not a nazi. You can down vote me if I deserve it with no consequence :)
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:44 am
Chuck's a Republican...he'd have kicked BO's tail for bothering him...still, 5L because I fear ever losing access to this site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2009, 8:39 am
Hey! this poster has an address on it. Someone wanna tell this guy that it's against the rul......Shit....my bad....please don't ban me.5?


7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 3.91/5

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caveman - December 16, 2011, 10:14 pm
Just saw this.... Brilliant
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 4:21 pm
i don't get it
Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
Best Motifake Ever.
kympax - April 26, 2010, 4:08 am
tamara's gonna get it...


CHUCK NORRIS - HE DOESN'T TELL LIES, HE CHANGES FACTS.


TAGS: chucknorris
Rating: 3.9/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:14 pm

thats clint eastwood no?
maoworks2 - May 6, 2012, 2:00 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.


TAGS: lights chuck norris
Rating: 4.23/5

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longnose - June 5, 2011, 1:28 am
only Chuck knows dude...
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:24 pm
What's a dark off? And how/why would you want to turn it?


CHUCK NORRIS - Tired and bored of using airbags for all of his stunts; Chuck resorted to using boulders to break his fall The boulders, however, were not pleased with this change


TAGS: chuck rock
Rating: 3.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:22 am
I love chuck norris jokes. It's nice to have a modern day folk hero.
TheOne - December 29, 2010, 12:17 pm
It made me smile 4L.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 12:14 pm
I absolutely hate Chuck Norris, and the whole folklore that surrounds him. He's like 5'6 130lbs...I will refrain from voting on this one.


CHUCK NORRIS - was hit by that car


TAGS: chuck
Rating: 3.91/5

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Silvannx13 - May 28, 2011, 6:13 am
Actually I believe that car was just hit by Chuck Norris. Lets get the facts right.
crankyhead - May 23, 2011, 10:29 pm
Cheers Peso =)
chucknorris3522 - May 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
i was hit by a car? o_o
Peso - May 23, 2011, 7:57 am
Cranky, that reply was the whole reason I visit this site! 5Ls to you for the comeback...
rerun - May 22, 2011, 8:56 pm

yupper. Haven't touched him
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 8:55 pm

is this guy still alive?....i mean ace not the cop.
Feasibly - May 22, 2011, 10:17 am
If I saw someone falling out of a plane without a parachute, I would assume it's a test dummy to see how high it bounces.
rerun - May 22, 2011, 9:14 am

This is a satire site where anything and everything is made fun of, poked at....
AceValentineRocks - May 22, 2011, 9:04 am
If you are looking at a picture of someone falling out of a plane without a parachute, you can not assume they survived by sprouting wings. This is just as morbid and inappropriate as if you could see his crushed skull and leaking gray matter.
crankyhead - May 22, 2011, 8:52 am
well that's just it Ace, there are no body parts or splatter or snake eating babies or any of that stuff you mentioned. whos to say the car wasn't parked and that tree just snuck up on it?
AceValentineRocks - May 22, 2011, 6:27 am
How about we not use photos in which a police officer has clearly been killed. Why not just throw in random body parts and splatter for effect? Or a snake eating a baby, or somebody having there face sliced off by a lawnmower. Keep it together people.


SOMETHINGS YOU CAN'T KILL - FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S THE MASTER SWORD


TAGS: zelda chucknorris
Rating: 4.27/5

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Muppet - October 20, 2011, 7:00 pm
You could also probably bump this to 'Where the Pun is', if you haven't already. Nice work.


MR T VS CHUCK -


TAGS: chuck mr t
Rating: 4.39/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 2:24 pm
When did Norris grow cheekbones?
commihameha - August 26, 2011, 1:23 am
or is just landing a back-turning kick, I could see both
monkbiker - May 26, 2011, 5:22 pm
Very good. Technically, though, Norris is throwing a hook kick.


TEABAG - Looks like Chuck Norris teabagged a dolphin




BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris bruce lee
Rating: 2.64/5

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mike - August 7, 2009, 1:09 pm
its because chuck norris didnt have a beard.. with a beard chuck would trash him
Lord Loss - July 15, 2009, 1:40 pm
He may be dead, but his legacy lives on. Chuck Norris will never live down his defeat.


EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible




POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast




1170% OF DAILY CHOLESTEROL - It'll kill you faster than Chuck Norris


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.64/5

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Krissie - October 16, 2009, 11:14 pm
this is the epitome of sick! **retches**
BuZZbomb - June 11, 2009, 7:31 pm
So I get all tingly when I see one of my pics with comments, then Damn! It's a re-caption of 45039.
i be gotten no name - June 11, 2009, 11:53 am
only chuck norris can kill faster than chuck norris. but that is a runner up
Chuck Norris - January 19, 2009, 4:52 pm
Sued.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:50 pm
Maybe a tuna sandwich is the wrong thing to eat whilst surfing this site =[
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 10:27 am
Ey BillyJoeJimBob...wuts we gon do wit them there oinker brains? Some extry cans in the shed, and we gots that milky type gravy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:25 am
I am going to violently throw up now.


6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON -


TAGS: chuck norris hates porn
Rating: 4.32/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 11:07 am
Nice! I love/hate that game!
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 10:45 pm
lol This one is too goddamn brilliant. 5/5


WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.




CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it grew 6' tall and learned karate.




JOHN CASEY: LET'S FIND OUT IF YOU ARE BULLETPROOF -




OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!




CHUCK NORRIS - Reincarnated as a squirrel


TAGS: flex squirrel chuck norris
Rating: 1.69/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 12:58 pm
You want a piece of me!? Huh!? Well, BRING IT ON!!!


NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.


TAGS: ninja naruto michaelangelo nunchucks dattebayo
Rating: 3.03/5

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cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:31 am
Mutated turtles, trained by a mutated rat should be better than awesomely cool human martial artists (YES, I know, the dub LEAVES a lot to be desired, but this is always the problem with dubs, especially from Japanese to English)? C'MON!
HerculesPwns - September 16, 2009, 10:57 am
Pwwwned XD
No-one - March 20, 2009, 3:29 pm
Nice pic, but letting naruto represent all japanese ninjas is grossly unfair since the whole Naruto series is as bad as ninjas get.
Berge - March 3, 2009, 12:48 pm
Except when you screw up an awesome japanese show by dubbing it in english for 3rd graders. "Believe It!" is a catchphrase added by AMERICA. It's not in the japanese version. (I'm also a TMNT fan btw)


BATMAN - BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS NEVER FOUGHT THE PREDATOR


TAGS: batman chuck norris predator
Rating: 3/5

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Wily - September 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
Look up "Batman dead end" on youtube. The predator, the batman and the alien fighting it out.


CHUCK NORRIS - may not know where you live, but he knows where you are going to die!




CRUISIN AND PLAYIN THE RADIO -


TAGS: chuck berry mussolini hitler
Rating: 4.94/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:09 pm
Hitler:"Did zou ZEE ME un ze Tee-Vee ze udder day?" Mussolini: "Whata za Tee-a Vee?:
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:25 am
When you're at the top, there's only one way to go.


CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS - What do you mean he's behind me? Oh jesus!!!


TAGS: blood chuck norris
Rating: 3.74/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 10:36 am
I like it cause to me it is a different approach than a lot of the other Chuck Norris ones, but all i can say is F*C1< Chuck!!!


JEDI MASTER CHUCK NORRIS - He Doesn't Need The Force To Kick Your Ass


TAGS: jedi chuck norris
Rating: 3.5/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:28 am
nhe doesn't need a lightsaber ether so why does he have one?
maoworks2 - March 22, 2012, 8:19 am
Chuck Norris Who !


ULTIMATE BAD ASS - Chuck Norris loses to Bruce Lee on film. Bruce Lee mysteriously dies. Coincidence?


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 2.8/5

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Zed - January 14, 2010, 8:42 pm
Bruce simply willed himself to die, since he got tired of hearing Chuck whine about it 24/7.
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:13 pm
That, and an azzhole so big around you probably haven't heard yourself fart since 1989.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
Love these. Chuck is a better actor than a martial artist. At least that was what I got from practicing with him 20 years ago.


CROSSDRESSER -




BRUCE LEE - He defeated Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon". He is also dead. Coincidence?


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 1.93/5

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Warghl - June 18, 2009, 5:01 pm
Sheesh you guys, everyone knows norris summoned the elder god cthulu to devour bruce after he lost in that movie.


CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)


TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Chuk Norris = 1L!


MOSES VS CHUCK NORRIS - A Battle So Epic Not Even The Bible Could Contain It




CHUCKTATORSHIP -




CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable


TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

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maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here


CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.


TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

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Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.


CHUCK NORRIS - because you'll never be this cool!


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.08/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:57 pm
ROFL at Torkil!!!
Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 9:55 am
-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Some pixels -Some pixels who? -THE ONES YOUR MOTIFAKE IS MISSING MOTHAFUCKER!
... - April 11, 2009, 9:44 pm
Pixels, your motifake lacks them badly...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:40 am
I kind of agree. Not about Chuck, but Sarah. She's great at ruining the republican party, she's great at sabotaging McCain's campaign, she's great at motivating democrats, and she's great at abstinence education.
john doe - October 31, 2008, 3:08 am
chuck suck donkey balls,and was never cool to begin with.....and sara palin is great.
Me - September 14, 2008, 4:47 pm
He instantly lost all coolness when he stated he liked Sarah Palin...
Briton of Rose - July 21, 2008, 9:32 pm
... or this pixellated.


GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris


TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm
LD...FTW!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm
Yes he is....a TOOL OF DESTRUCTION!
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Chick Norris is a effin tool!


CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




THE SOLUTION - It's not cheap...and it ain't free! But...really effective.


TAGS: chuck
Rating: 4.64/5

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ChuckMan - December 26, 2010, 6:50 pm
This is what perfection is made of. Chuck Norris.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 8:09 am
5 roundhouse kicks.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:14 am
Perfect. Kids, take notes.


STATUESQUE -




LORENZO LAMAS - He even run over Chuck Norris with his bike.


TAGS: lorenzo lamas chuck norris tv renegade bike
Rating: 2.19/5

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Jeremy - July 20, 2008, 10:51 am
But his rainbow blanket is a bit gay.


CHUCK NORRIS - Was born May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris nazi surrender coincidence
Rating: 4.19/5

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Silverheart - January 23, 2013, 4:38 pm

I did google Chuck Norris. I found out that he's at least 65 Million years old- Chuck Norris DID kill the dinosaurs, after all. And time is irrelevant to Chuck Norris- after, he doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is. (www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:22 am
BTW, 5L for the poster, Sly. Good chuckle.
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:20 am
Google; ruining good jokes since 1998 (yes, I googled Google)
maoworks2 - January 23, 2013, 9:13 am
Chuck Norris Who ?
TheConstitutionalist - January 23, 2013, 1:31 am
He was born March 10, 1940...at least google crap before you post it.


OCCUPY CHUCK NORRIS -


TAGS: chuck norris occupy army invasion
Rating: 3.27/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?


CHUCK NORRIS - He is one big giant asshole. Walker Texas Ranger is the most untalented shit I have EVER seen! There - I've said it, now go ahead and kill me...




CHUCK NORRIS - Was Here




"CHUCK NORRIS - can devide by zero." - Chuck norris facts




CHUCK NORRIS - He'll kick you in your DRAGONBALLZ!


TAGS: chuck tough goku not
Rating: 3.93/5

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daimuldoon - June 10, 2010, 12:28 am
he may be tough but bruce lee still kicked his ass
TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:12 am
if possible, you only made him more pissed
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
Pokemon, DBZ, AND the big C? Your combining a lot a fan bases Cubby. No wonder your name is so big on the cloud. 5/5
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
lol 5L Cubby
pieman - April 3, 2010, 4:47 pm
This made me LOL. Not sure why. Never was a big Dragonball Z fan but 5 Kamehameha for you.


THIS -


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
OMG A FACE!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


CHUCK NORRIS - Has beat the shit out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 3.27/5

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maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


CHUCK NORRIS STAMP -


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 3.21/5

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WHEN DO EARTHQUAKES OCCUR? - When Chuck Norris' mobile is on vibration mode!




SHIT BRIX - Chuck Norris doesn't shit brix when he sees it, the brix shit themselves when they see Chuck Norris




LIES - Chuck Norris can kill both just by thinking of them


TAGS: batman ironman chuck norris lol rofl lies
Rating: 2.43/5

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WRONG - January 30, 2009, 9:47 pm
Jubilee Would Kill All Of Them


THE JOKER BECAUSE EVEN CHUCK NORRIS LOOKS UNDER HIS BED. -


TAGS: joker chuck norris batman
Rating: 2.25/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice Chuck Norris statement Capn'. Well deserving of 4 out of 5 roundhouse kicks :)
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
chuck norris has no bed, he has no home, he lives in the minds of people who fear him


CHUCK NORRIS'S - Sneezes cause tornados.




CHUCK NORRIS - He is not amused.


TAGS: chuck
Rating: 1.92/5

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Liam - August 9, 2009, 2:45 am
Chuck Norris - Totally gay.
AFRAID. - September 28, 2008, 2:18 am
I would totally be afraid of him anal fisting me... LIKE THAT WOULD RIP ME IN HALF.


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - Chuck Norris does




CHARLIE BROWN - The Original EMO Kid


TAGS: chuck
Rating: 3.73/5

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CHUCK NORRIS - Roundhouse Kicking the animal kingdom into submission since 1940


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob from Toronto - June 2, 2008, 11:44 am
[...]for [B]MY[/B] left and right legs.
Chuck Norris - May 22, 2008, 11:09 am
I'm currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Chuck Norris finds you




CHUCK NORRIS - ... Is 900% more manly than you. And me.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.67/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 4:39 pm
His ego supports him. And Culos, Chuck is more ultimate being than anyone else so far & to be. His ego strangles those who do not worship him, and Chuck never trips.
Culos - December 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
He tried, but he tripped over his ego....
LogicDude - December 4, 2008, 5:40 pm
Poor culos...maybe Chuck will allow his offspring to live and carry on posting here in his name. Because by now we all know Chuck has roundhouse kicked him to death.
Culos - December 3, 2008, 6:15 pm
Fuck off with the lame Fuck Norisk posters please!


BROCK SAMPSON - Chuck Norris is his BITCH!




CHUCK NORRIS - There is no theory of evolution--just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.18/5

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Mr. Popiel - December 27, 2008, 6:03 pm
Chuck does infomercials...what a fag!
Savage Turtle - December 27, 2008, 5:55 pm
Enough of Chuck Norris...if he is so smart he can come find so I can serve him up a nice cup of shut the fuck up!


LINK - he will own you




CHUCK NORRIS - it only takes those two words to know who pwns...


TAGS: cthulhu chuck norris fsm rulez
Rating: 1.95/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 4:51 pm
Really, who in the fuck is that?
anon - January 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
Cthulhu would easily rape FSM. not that FSM isn't awesome... just rapeable by Cthulhu.
Anon - October 9, 2008, 8:16 pm
"those two words" being "not him"?


CHUCK NORRIS - is infinite ∞




POWER - Power dosent come from muscal. It comes from Chuck Norris


TAGS: power chucknorris martialarts cow muscal
Rating: 1.56/5

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5150monkeylove - April 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Rude Forseti...just rude.
forseti - April 19, 2011, 10:25 am
who approved this crap with it's spelling errors?!? :/
Greeny - April 19, 2011, 7:21 am
Wine comes from Muscal Grapes 1L


How many chucks can the nun chuck -


TAGS: nunchuck
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - March 25, 2014, 1:49 am
5l and shared. Should it have been "how many chucks can the nun nunchuck"? I loved it anyways.
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 8:08 pm
No...not disturbing in any way what5oever...


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: chuck norris shaved 1983 2013
Rating: 4.44/5

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Vinxman - April 1, 2013, 6:27 pm
He's 73, so that may have something to do with it.
Preacher Man - March 31, 2013, 12:43 am
Remember the Old Testament story of Samson, who had his hair cut and lost his strength? Same deal here with the beard...
GaryO - March 30, 2013, 11:24 pm
Dang. Looks like Norris’ transvestite twin sister with them arms. When did he get a musclectomy?


GESUNDHEIT - Chuck Norris should know better than to go out when he has a cold.




CHUCK NORRIS - the only one who defeated him is dead rest in peace Mr. Lee




SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...


TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.


CHUCK NORRIS IN IRAQ - And those poor guys still have no chance! Even a Chuck doll is epic!




CONFLICT OF INTEREST - Someone needs to let Chuck know he can't represent those HE injured. I'll wait here, you tell him.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.92/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:51 pm
Eh. If Chuck Norris ever got in a real fight, he'd probably fall over and break a hip.


CHUCK NORRIS - APPROVES THIS TOILET PAPER.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.75/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:39 pm
Oh look, it's the same pattern used to make cottage cheese thighs.
maoworks2 - May 18, 2012, 8:21 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


PORN - The One Thing Greater Than Chuck Norris




BRUCE LEE - he killed chuck norris... next order of business kill timmay


TAGS: chuck bruce nun win killed awesome
Rating: 2.09/5

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randomosity - November 13, 2009, 12:28 am
he isnt dead he is like john wayne we are just wait for the right time to unfreeze him
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
True, he defeated Chuck Norris. However, he is also dead. Coincidence?


CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


NUNCHUCKS - Not listed in this photo




IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan


TAGS: chuck norris vs jackie chan
Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!


CHUCK NORRIS - Can divide by zero we cant, so just stop here 1/0




Chuck Norris Meme -


TAGS: chuck norris meme roundhouse sarcasm
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 11:20 am
No worries. I was trying to pull a "[email protected]" theme song but with Chuck Norris' name. Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 7:10 am
Sorry Just Pulling Your Chain .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:41 pm
Norris.... You d** n right.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:43 pm
Chuck Who ?


Batman v Superman -


TAGS: batman superman chuck norris movie
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2015, 12:37 am
5L love it! You should post it over at remake as well.
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:23 am
excellent a 5er


BARTIMAEUS - Chuck Norris was having sex in his car. The force went through his girlfriend and lodged in the car. And thus Bartimaeus was created


TAGS: chuck norris bartimaeus
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:39 pm
I still 5'd this.
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:32 pm
Permature motifakation!! :(...I need a towel
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:27 pm
5 o'clock somewhere,...midnight somewhere else :)
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:25 pm
Gray... with the current events all scrambled!
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:24 pm
well I already went off in my hand earlier...didn't know the tribute/roasts were to be public...I'm so ashamed
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:23 pm
Many advantages, my friend... many. Great minds, pzy. So, I need to man-up and make another one. It's just a push in the right direction.
pzykosiz - May 31, 2010, 10:20 pm
sorry aggy. i guess living in Australia does have advantages
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:14 pm
Had it chambered for tomorrow. Crap.
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:11 pm
Comment jumped. You were going to make one like this, too? *sniff* I feel so...so...
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:10 pm
That origin story is fuckin' AWESOME. 5/5
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:09 pm
Crap. There goes my idea for a good motifake pic. Permature motifaculation, pzy!


IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED -


TAGS: succeed chuck norris motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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ChuckMan - December 26, 2010, 6:53 pm
You're close to perfection, but remember that perfection is made of CHUCK.
Rock - November 3, 2009, 3:24 am
The Mighty One
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:23 am
He makes Christianity cool!
RKing - November 2, 2009, 11:43 pm
Chuck Norris is so gay (yes I typed that without dying)
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:45 pm
A clear-cut ad for evrything everywhere.


EVERYTIME YOU MASTURBATE -


TAGS: masturbate chuck norris mexican baby
Rating: 3.54/5

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SluttySluttySlutSlutMcSlutstein - October 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
I would like to see said mexican babies!
DrEvo82 - October 12, 2009, 9:51 am
Fap, Fap, Fap...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 12:44 am
In EVERY way Iceman, You just don't get it. 5.
ICEMAN - October 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
And this is funny in what way?
Rick123 - October 11, 2009, 7:32 pm
then it is our duty to masturbate as often as possible


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